when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.
i got to shit so bad i am turteling.
by soup bone February 05, 2008
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To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages.
She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was turteling, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
by Glasstable April 18, 2015