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Turdchuck 

Just like it sounds. Two piles of crap linked together by some sort of connective device or idea.
A Turdchuck often refers to two horrible ideas that you are trying to link together, but it could also be used in a variety of other contexts. You can imagine using it to describe two extremely ugly people holding hands or maybe even a 1973 pinto towing a 1972 pinto.
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turdshackle 

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend
Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!
turdshackle by Brooke.M March 23, 2008
That one friend that is always in the keta hole. Like always.
This guy is soo Tschack
Tschack by ceekchr November 22, 2021

Turdwhacker

(AmEr.). Noun: Any one who is not you; The other. Someone in your way. Origin: Centralia, KS, USA.
Fucking turdwhacker screwed up that next fishing hole.
Turdwhacker by Denny D. February 28, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026