The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.
Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
by Tvland3458 December 25, 2015
The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.
I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.
by Big E Mc October 23, 2012
the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 11, 2010
It's a strategy in Portal 1 Speedrunning based around skipping the opening of "flippy_turret_door_12", a func_door_rotating entity, in order to save time. It is known to be the longest expression for a speedrunning trick.
Also called "flippy skippy".
Also called "flippy skippy".
Azorae : "I just missed the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy"
Chat : "Ehh timeloss :( "
Chat : "Ehh timeloss :( "
by PackSciences October 18, 2017
Something used in the famous Roblox game "The Red Lake' to either put on automatic and afk, sit and spin or do something useful (somehow).
also turret day on november 2nd
also turret day on november 2nd
"Damn today's Turret day!"
"dis guy spin on the trl turret"
"zaarkrey prays to turret god everyday to buff it."
"dis guy spin on the trl turret"
"zaarkrey prays to turret god everyday to buff it."
by TheRedLakeLover69 November 2, 2023
Oh, and I forgot to mention the turrets moving on their own. The military turrets aiming at their own planes.
Hym "THE TURRETS! I forgot about the turrets! Those are the most important part! Well... Aside from the other weapons. But the turrets are dope."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023