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Turgidphobia 

(tûr′jĭd-fō′bē-ə)
1. The abnormal, irrational fear of using bombastic words, which compels one to avoid them in communication.
2. The fear of being misunderstood from the usage of bombastic words.
3. An irrational dislike of people who use bombastic words.

This word was created by combining two words 'turgid' and 'phobia', this came by as a result of an observation made of the phenomenon where people know a lot of bombastic words or not so commonly used words in everyday language, but they feel anxious to use the words when communicating for fear of being misunderstood, taken out of context or judged. Instead, they choose to use simple words or the most common words, in order to fit in.

submitted by Senzo Spencer Tsibande
Gugu has turgidphobia and therefore prefers to make use of the simplest English words.’

'Spencer had just learned the word pulchritude but was afraid to use it in his class speech and instead he used the word beautiful. He later realized that he had turgidphobia.'
Turgidphobia by Mkhontweni February 6, 2021
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turdpidation

A feeling of fear or agitation about the humongous dump you're about to take.
Steve set off for the shitter with a feeling of turdpidation, he knew this one was gonna hurt.
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Turpin High School 

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.
When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

Tupidabih 

Instead of calling someone a Stupid Ass Bitch, use this convenient word that combines all three! Say it nice and ghetto and there ya go, you just called someone a Stupid Ass Bitch!
Frank, my crack dealer, tried to say I owed him more money than I actually did, so I asked Frank, "Do you really think I'm a tupidabih!?"
Tupidabih by Ahmoni April 30, 2019

turgid-love-rocket 

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.
Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard
turgid-love-rocket by Mark November 24, 2003
The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner
Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group
turgid by PTV October 22, 2006
that sensation when you are past being buzzed but not quite drunk yet.
That girl was turped, therefore she should not drive home.
turped by lildebi March 24, 2009