Doing the reverse mini-van on ya missus. 5 in the front and then 2 the back. That means a whole massive fist up front and then the peace sign up the dot!!
Mate, I went out to the drive-thru flicks with Shaz last night and gave her a hectic Turkish Circus during John Wick 3 last night!!
by carrask June 5, 2019
by Butthole aids May 17, 2018
The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons
Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018
When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle
by Ricky, Cal, & Lucious October 29, 2011
When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.
This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...
by Alex Largo August 19, 2016
A way to leave a party - pulling a fire alarm and leaving with a stranger. As popularized by the TV show Letterkenny.
by I.scream.for.indies November 27, 2018
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
by Thriko Thrikoian May 31, 2018