turkeyslap 

When one is slapped in the face with a penis

Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night

turkeyslap by weeman619 April 21, 2006

Briggsy's Turkey Slap 

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

Briggsy's Turkey Slap by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006

turkey slap 

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!

turkey slap by Steve0 August 21, 2004

turkeyslapping 

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

turkeyslapping by Travman November 11, 2002

Turkeyslam 

When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010

Turkey Slap 

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

Turkey Slap by Sullos January 13, 2009

Covid Turkey Slap 

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

Covid Turkey Slap by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020