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when a bunch of good ol boys get shit faced and run out of caws to tip they sneak into barns and run a turkey jerkey circle
by rob n john January 17, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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1. An act of masturbation in which a female partner uses her hand to manually stimulate a man’s penis.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.
1. My girlfriend gave me a turkey Jerkey in the movie theater. My popcorn now has extra butter.
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!
by Big EJW November 25, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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