turkey fart 

Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.

Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...

turkey fart by Logan Cyrus December 21, 2008

Turkey-fart enthusiast 

An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.

Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"

Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"

Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."

Turkey-fart enthusiast by Gmork September 5, 2011

turkey dinner fart 

The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.

Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.

turkey dinner fart by Bologna November 26, 2005

Turkey Farts 

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.

Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"

Turkey Farts by Casino Williams-Williams August 13, 2011

turjey fart 

A MOTHERFUCKING SHITFACE OF A PERSON

mARK WAS SUCH TURJEY FART

turjey fart by MARKFASHFQEOIRUGH December 1, 2017