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when a girl gets on her knees facing up with her mouth wide open and a guy puts his ball sac down in her mouth, but she doesnt suck, so it dangles and she tries to say "gobble gobble."
also see: chicken neck rob; man that was fun last night
joe; yeah i turkey necked that girl rob; no way!! nice! |
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a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. Often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks. "I get turned on by turkey necks, they're just so fun to slap about when we're making love."
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Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or (Penoscrotal Web) The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
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Derogatory term for a person, essentially calling him a limp dick, which is roughly what a turkey neck looks like. Perhaps first popularized in the early 1960s by a pro wrestler called The Crusher. Memorialized in the 1964 novelty song by The Novas titled The Crusher , featuring lead vocals by the wrestler himself. From the song: "Do The Crusher, you turkey necks, everybody's doing it."
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a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb "timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
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A guy's dick. Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.
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When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis). "OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"
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When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying. Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.
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