"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."
by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014
When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.
by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020