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The most awesome thing ever. It's a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito. Created by Xavier the Renegade Angel in 1662, it died in late 2008 from deliciousness. Judge Fudge would've attended Thurito's funeral, but, ironically, he was to busy being delicious.
The Thurito - three burritos in one. Fuck. Now I want some Chipotle. Man, I don't give two shits if they're owned by McDonalds; I want me some fuckin' Chipotle!!
Thurito by Mistar Mustache April 12, 2008
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Turntologist

Turntologist some one who is always ready to turn up in a heartbeat and in an instant.
I am a turntologist I am ready to turn up whenever
Turntologist by Samual withem April 13, 2019

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.
Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!
Turdtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Luke Triton 

Luke Triton is the apprentice of Professor Layton in the Professor Layton series made by Level-5. He is the son of Clark & Brenda Triton. He carries a satchel, and wears a matching blue sweater and hat. Because he always follows Professor Layton, he has the love of puzzles also wishing he would find the puzzle for him, as well as wanting to become a gentlemen like Professor Layton. He has an amazing ability of talking to animals, like his pet mouse Toppy from game 4 of the series: 'The Last Specter' He was born in London, but moved to Misthallery while he was still small. He is 11 years old.
Angela: "Don't you think Professor Layton's apprentice is just so adorable?" :D
Sarah: "You mean Luke Triton? Pfft....He's okay..."
Luke Triton by Roxasu September 26, 2012

Triton High School 

The high school that serves the towns of Newbury, Rowley, and Salisbury Massachusetts. It's known for being "ghetto", having a terrible football team, and the bright blue tiles that cover it. Every student, whether they act like it or not, has at least some Viking Pride.

The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".

Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.
Pentucket Kid:Hey, what school do you go to?
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*
Triton High School by newbgurl November 15, 2010
Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.
Alex makes THE best turritos.
Turrito by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011