straight crazy turdfucker 

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

trumfuckery 

trumfuckery (trumf•uck•er•y)

noun
• trumfuckery: anything of or relating to Donald Trump

example: The trumfuckery surrounding the 2017 presidential election has plunged american politics into a bitter and syrupy malaise.

trumfuckery by Green Thumb Graphics January 20, 2017

turdfucker 

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.

1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.

turdfucker by donutoblivion October 25, 2006

turdfucker 

1) One who fucks turds, or;
2) A Homosexual, or fag

Marcus, you did him in the butt, you are a total turdfucker!!

turdfucker by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

Turfucken 

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

Turfucken by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turfucken 

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

turfucken by Agutuk March 6, 2009

Traffucker 

Careless drivers on the road who make poor judgements behind the wheel that put others at risk of endangerment, ultimately pissing people off and causing them to be hated or flipped the bird.

Did you see that stupid traffucker?!! They almost just caused a pile up!

Traffucker by Catirandafly January 7, 2017