n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating.
other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
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other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
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bobby(to his stoner friend)-"yo i was on turf yesterday and i was so fucking blitz up out of this world!"
(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo
mom-"whats turf honey?"
bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"
she never knows!!=o
(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo
mom-"whats turf honey?"
bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"
she never knows!!=o
by spreaddisshitnigguh March 21, 2009
by froletoad January 18, 2017
n. Any girl that deserves or earns little respect. Usually these girls are ready and willing to go home with you from a drinking establishment approximately 10 minutes after hearing the alert of "Last Call". Any loud or annoying girl that refuses to leave you alone or shut up, this behavior is commonly associated with, but not restricted to, drinking (origin: Late Night Turf Hoe).
by Dean Sticky February 25, 2003
by thizzlle wiggle December 28, 2007
by Shadeveil October 7, 2009
1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.
by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006
A person or thing that is so utterly crappy and a complete waste of space can be described as being "turf."
by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006