Turf Monster

A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.

Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."

Turf Monster by DonnieLee August 14, 2006

Turf Monster

The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.

Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.

Turf Monster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

Turf Monster

Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.

Hillary Clinton is such a turf monster.

Turf Monster by anthrax021 November 7, 2006

Turfmonster 

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

turdmonster 

Someone named Rosie, who is semi-retarded and fully psychotic.

Guy #1 "Dude, my sister Rosie fucking burned the house down when she tried playing her Kelly Clarkson CD in the toaster. Then she beat the shit out of the firemen when they would'nt let her drink from the fire hose."

Guy #2 "Weak. Your sister is a fucking turdmonster!"

turdmonster by Ator November 12, 2008

turfmonster 

a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive

woah look at that girl she is a turfmonster!

turfmonster by sammy9298 June 12, 2005