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Turdblossom 

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush
"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"
Turdblossom by jnutting March 19, 2004
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turdblock 

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"
I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!
turdblock by marcello_loren February 4, 2010

Turdblossom 

(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"
Turdblossom by Johab April 9, 2003

turdblossom 

something good growing out of a bad background
He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.
turdblossom by 89 December 19, 2004

turdblossom 

What happens when a shitty person from your childhood becomes an even shittier adult.
Guy: Hey you remember that turd in forth grade that vomited into your food.
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy: He is a Republican now
Guy 2: Wow what a turdblossom
turdblossom by RTTY June 6, 2018

Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD
Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.