turdwell 

Extreme form of Mangina-ism. Inescapable need to defend the female gender and fear of offending women, to the point of ignoring facts and propagating obvious fallacies. Need to be heard and respected. Synonym of Tardwell/ Roddy Tardwell.

Example.
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.

Friend: dude, you're such a turdwell!

turdwell by Devilmademedoit March 9, 2014

Turdellini

Several small turds.

My stomach hurt so bad... until I released a bowl full of turdellini’s

Turdellini by Debi Lee December 4, 2019

Turdwallis 

Someone who is a total piece of shit. Derived from General Cornwallis, with obvious modification.

Jason: "You know guys, i've decided that I am a communist."
Bob: "Why?"
Jason: "I don't really know, its really good on paper (isn't that what everyone says??)
Bob: "You fucking turdwallis!"

Turdwallis by Hottie March 10, 2005

turdwilliger 

turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA

Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.

turdwilliger by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018

Turdella 

An extremely constipated person

"Wow I was gripping that shag carpet with how hard I was straining, I was a serious turdella"

Turdella by OpaGramps May 22, 2024