turdesque
"That is rather turdesque, Jones. Would you be so kind to remove this vile being from my immediate viewing window?"
turdesque by Camels Eating Cedric December 26, 2006
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turtlesque
She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.
turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
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turdesque • turd squeezer • taraesque • tardeque • Taresque • Tubbesque • Turdessence • Turdiquet • turtlesque • Tire Squealer
Turdiquet
When you can't stop violently shitting your pants, so you tie a shoelace around your ankle to seal your pant leg to keep the shit from leaking out.
Man the food poisoning had me shitting my pants so bad I had to make a turdiquet just so I could make it home.
Turdiquet by maaadskids June 26, 2020
Tubbesque
1. Of or relating to ANYTHING having to do with food and/or the process of eating it. 2. Defined by a deep love and affection for a large collective range of music. 3. The term has modernized to title people who are large, or even obese. 4. The stereotype of one crushing on semi-attractive student teachers in class.
1.“It was very Tubbseque of Cooley to eat pizza at ridiculous hours of the night…cold!”
2.“The ipod was very Tubbsesque with music ranging in numerous genres.”
3.“The man had such a Tubbsesque figure; he had to buy two seats to travel on the airplane”
4.“The fat kid casually looked back in math class, making a Tubbesque situation and the jerks in class going as far as to call the student teacher Mrs. Tubbs, straying from the respect of titling her by her rightful name.”
2.“The ipod was very Tubbsesque with music ranging in numerous genres.”
3.“The man had such a Tubbsesque figure; he had to buy two seats to travel on the airplane”
4.“The fat kid casually looked back in math class, making a Tubbesque situation and the jerks in class going as far as to call the student teacher Mrs. Tubbs, straying from the respect of titling her by her rightful name.”
Tubbesque by Tubbs Kattan March 3, 2009
taraesque
Shamelessly awesome. Taraesque is frequently used to describe objects of peerless beauty, wonderfulness, and astounding perfection.
Peerless, wantonly glorious, feminine despite herself, and melty are also acceptable meanings.
Also used to describe objects that cause gloriously extended morning delays.
Peerless, wantonly glorious, feminine despite herself, and melty are also acceptable meanings.
Also used to describe objects that cause gloriously extended morning delays.
Taresque
Taresque by Ladycracker April 12, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.