turdbrush

ring of hair surrounding the asshole that sweeps turds smooth on the way out.

My turdbrush is hard to wipe clean.

turdbrush by Dr. Harry Brown September 18, 2009

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

turdbruiser by ken power January 15, 2008

Turbush

Tur-bush (noun/n.) - Having a long braided bush (pubes) sometimes dyed in an odd color and covered in turds or poop.

Yeah man the bitch was fine as hell but had a nasty turbush

Turbush by Dizz Nasty May 18, 2013

Tuthbrush

A Tuthbrush, otherwise known as a Tuthbrah is an underground term for a bristled stick that a user oscillates between the grooves of ones gnashers. This word is generally only spoken by people of the Birmingham Platter (sandstone ridge).

I need to run to Aldi and get a new Tuthbrush.
I just chipped my Tuthbrah, with my Tuthbrush.

Tuthbrush by smiththewordsmith January 21, 2022