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turd burper 

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.
Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

turd burger 

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.
"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon
turd burger by Jeremy December 8, 2004

Turd bumper 

person who takes their penis and bumps another males turds
Jim is such a friggin turd bumper!
Turd bumper by Scootdigity May 12, 2008

turd burger 

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd
Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger
turd burger by DJ Gunn April 21, 2006

turd burgerler 

someone that steals turd from an anus or a toilet.
i didnt get a toy in my turd burgerler meal.
turd burgerler by derek pierce June 22, 2004

turd burger 

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.
"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."
turd burger by tjd92295 November 24, 2013