Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of
scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white
trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome
home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your
bird scooter with your ride or die
crew.
PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?
Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I
will be ready to get beaver hunting!