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n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".
"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity
by spacedock December 21, 2005

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