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One who engages in anal sex.
George, you a turd fisherman.
by Prilldonious May 14, 2007
A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap
Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.
by Jamie321 September 18, 2007