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an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person
John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.
by Michael Mcfascist December 04, 2008
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