Urban Dictionary: turd counter

1.	turd counter
	an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter. buy turd counter mugs & shirts john keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size shape color consistency how they feel when they come out. nothing escapes john's attention. john...what a turd counter. by Michael Mcfascist Dec 4, 2008 add a video

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