Romance-turbation 

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.

Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.

Romance-turbation by tagz November 1, 2008

Tubcation 

low budget bathroom vacation that requires lawn chairs, submerged feet, tropical beverages, and jimmy buffet radio.

The poor employees didn't have the money or the time for a vacation so inbetween shifts or after them they embarked on a Tubcation.

When a dear friend is terribly troubled and screaming and kicking on the floor yelling for a margarita throw them in your car and take them to your bathroom, give them a drink put there feet in your tub and just let jimmy buffet do the rest. They will have a remarkable recovery and you'll earn lots of friend points.

That Tubcation last night was incredible however i woke up in a pile of socks wearing only a lei and my bathing suit.

Tubcation by thatclairegurl January 26, 2010

turkaturk 

the front tail that most males bestow down yonder.

mark: aye lil mama
rinny: scram
mark: no
rinny: stahp it.

mark is being a turkaturk

mark let his turkaturk flow in the wind.

romney's turkaturk is undeveloped.

beyonce does not bestow a turkaturk, but if she did, it would be the fiercest one around town

turkaturk by hades@hades April 6, 2014

Tubcat 

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

Tubcat by Simon October 14, 2004

Torcation 

(n) From a kid's point of view, a vacation where you do things that your parents think are educational and fun, but you think and really torture.

Torcation is vacation where you tour museums, walk from historical landmark to historical landmark in sweltering summer heat, eating weird food in far away lands, etc.

Torcation by phatmanparker August 19, 2009

Turca 

A local form of saying dick, hit, shit in Nicaragua, can be used in other forms.

Oe vos sos mamaturca.
Me vale turca.
Te voy a dar tu buen turcaso.
Clase careturca la tuya prix.

Turca by Nicaboy July 21, 2020

M*A*S*H-turbating 

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

M*A*S*H-turbating by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012