School person 1: Whaere were you yesterday? You missed your Maths GCSE exams!
School Person 2: I know, i was just going on a trucation.
Teacher: Benjamin, back to school so soon?
Ben: Why shouldn't i be?
Teacher: Well, your mother did say your had a heart attack yesterday.
Ben: Ummm...It was just a really bad cough?
Friend: (whisper) You were taking a Trucation, weren't you?