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Turbo Ejac

An individual who ejaculates extremely quickly, but extremely powerfully.

In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.
'Holy crap was that a gunshot?'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'

'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'
Turbo Ejac by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016
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turbojacks 

Man, I gotta go turbojacks stat
turbojacks by Ricter August 6, 2003

TurboJackHammer 

TurboJackHammer or TJH is a hardcore sex position involving the female's upperbody lying on the ground while her feet are streched apart looking like the top of the jackhammer. Meanwhile the male inserts his penis while the female is in position. The way the move works is if the male rams his dick into the female and pounds her at the speed similar to the speed of sound while holding bold her legs like the grips on a jackhammer. They also should not stop even after ejaculating. The move is finished if the female has achieved the taste of nirvana and has no ability to walk for about 2 to 4 days.
Male 1: Hey I haven't seen your wife lately what happened to her
Male 2: Oh! she couldn't walk for about 3 days
Male 1: Why? What happened?
Male 2: We did a turbojackhammer one night and she felt the most amazing sex of her life
TurboJackHammer by Scarlet26 June 28, 2021

turbojacks 

Ashley I would turbojacks on your face, as a friend
turbojacks by gf_moias July 30, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026