Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
Ah... The allmighty Tuna Bayoglu. King of the universe, The devourer of gods! He is a mythical creature that has insane eating capabilities. Oy is believed that our universe exists in his belly, with much other multiverses. Rumors say that Tuna Bayoglu has a human embassador in our planet. Our simple human mind is not capible of understanding Tuna Bayoglu so he simplified itself and made his cheap copy so it can check on us humans. But we are not sure who is the human version of Tuna Bayoglu. But in an old papyrus, written in Latin, its stated that Tuna Bayoglu has yellow hair, he is a little overweight and he also has a great personality.
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