Bag of tumours with eyes 

A term to describe a useless human being.

This commentator is rubbish. It's almost like he's a bag of tumours with eyes.

Bag of tumours with eyes by de-po-sat July 9, 2010

Ebancershima Brain Tumours

A deadly, suicide-inducing disease commonly caused by exposure to the English class of year nine extension. The word is rather self explanatory, as symptoms contain: Ebola, cancer, and brain tumours that result of post traumatic stress disorders (from the disease). It also feels as though you were struck by all of the bombings that took place in the battle of Hiroshima.

"Oh no James," exclaimed Jonno. "I think I feel a case of Ebancershima Brain Tumours creeping up on me, ready for the three way murder?"

Ebancershima Brain Tumours by TheRealJonno May 24, 2018

tumorsyphilisitisosis 

A rare fatal disease in which the afflicted grows pepperoni-like nipples all over their body.

My son is very sick. He has uh... tumorsyphilisitisosis.

Hmm... sounds sexy.

And look, he has nipples growing all over his body.

Those look like pepperoni...

tumorsyphilisitisosis by The Sheep January 26, 2005

Tumourall 

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle

I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year

Tumourall by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

Curvy Couch Tumors by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

Tumors 

A word used to say how angry you are, made popular by the fanfiction FaCe ThE StRaNge

"He was so angry.... he was tumors...."

Tumors by Pantalones101 July 28, 2009

synchronised brain tumors 

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

synchronised brain tumors by KeeKz October 29, 2007