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Tumblrpilled 

A word to use when you don't want to be held accountable for old posts online.
"How dare you say KILL ALL MEN!?" well hon those tweets are 8 years old and I was TUMBLRPILLED at the time. If you can't get that idk what to tell you... @kateleth Nov 4, 2021 Twitter.com/kateleth
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Tumblrite 

ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.
Tim just got offended at some stupid little joke I made, he's such a tumblrite.
Tumblrite by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017

tumblralysis 

State where the body goes into complete numbness and the person only stares at a blue screen with random posts by subjects he/she follows. The brain can only send messages to the index finger with which subjects hits refresh every 4 seconds.
Only memes can undo this unfortunate state.
She didn't do anything about work the whole day, due to tumblralysis.
tumblralysis by Agent3Z April 1, 2009

tumblrsexual 

An umbrella term for individuals (usually on tumblr) claiming identity with anything beside the standard gay, bi or transgendered sexual identities/orientations. Such extra labels are seemingly made up as a product of those considered to suffer from "Special Snowflake Syndrome" and are only used to garner attention.
Jimmy: Hey Marcus! How'd your date go with Linda last night?

Marcus: Utter shit. I tried complimenting her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the bar, she flips out and goes, "I'm not a woman, I'm a trigendered omnisexual who HAPPENS to be in a female body."

Jimmy: Fucking tumblrsexuals man...
tumblrsexual by Karl Av-Ulvene June 29, 2014

tumblrweed 

A reference to the site tumblr.
A tumblrweed is a post on someone's blog that gets no likes, views, or any recognition atall.
For example, a 'supposed-to-be-funny' post that gets no laughs.
Guy 1: "Did you see that photo Dwayne put on tumblr last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what a total tumblrweed."
tumblrweed by YankeeBastard August 31, 2010

Tumblrpathic 

You say someone’s tumblrpathic when their mood depends on what’s on their Tumblr dashboard.
Friend: My brother’s life basically consists of Tumblr. I think he’s also tumblrpathic.
Other friend: Yeah i know! He’s a really cool kid.
Tumblrpathic by whatevenisthis March 6, 2013