tumas 

tumas is a scary lookin dude!! but once you get to know him....he’s still scary but he gives great advice and treats you like a little brother regardless of gender. he also won’t stop talking about stocks.

“that guy gave me some awesome advice on how to invest”
“oh yeah that’s the homie tumas, he’s the goat”

tumas by crumm January 2, 2021

steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.

R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.

steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

tums festival

What every day ends with.

This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.

Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!

Every day is a Tums Festival!

tums festival by lubertdas June 26, 2017

Rolo Tomassi 

The guy who gets away with it.

Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley

Rolo Tomassi by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Tumescent 

swollen or becoming swollen, especially as a response to sexual arousal ;)

Jessica: Gerald, i'm so tumescent

Gerald: It was the garlic bread wasn't it?

Tumescent by Deimisthelithuanian December 13, 2018

Tumajarbisaun 

The underdog of Wenomechainsama.

person 1: wenomechainsama, Tumajarbisaun

nerd with crooked teeth: No, Its misspelled incorrectly. It's, "When i met you in the summer, To my heartbeat's sound."

person1: You're teeth are shapped incorrectly.

nerd with crooked teeth: *your

Tumajarbisaun by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

Tomás

Tomás is a kind, smart, hot and fit person. He is always there for you when you need him the most. He has a jawline that is sharp af. Tomás is shy but once you get to know him he is one of the nicest people you will know. He is always surrounded by girls but if he is attracted to you he will stare at you and some times hold your hand and put his head on your shoulder. Tomás says such nice things and compliments you all the time and all you want to do is hug him but if you did then people will think that you two are with each other. It is so easy to forgive him.
I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.

Xxxxxxxxxx

''Tomás is one fine specimen''
''Tomás wants to meet yeh''

Tomás by Yourbabe2.0 January 19, 2019