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Telido is a term coined by the ''Mestizo'' during the ww2 trench warfare to describe a civillian with awesome broom-handle-mauser skills. It predates the usage of the four winds arsenal and the battle of Mindinao. It as caught some flack in modern day society for the terminology of assassins by the uncovered operations from the filipino prince who ordered the massacre ofall immigrants from the western world after the first world war. Today it no longer exists in the Tagalog lanquage because of censorship and pow camps references tied with it.
"I couldn't help but pray this telido would just put the barrel down or risk slaughtering my whole squad troop with such awesome gun-slinging skills, ya know what I mean man!"
Telido by Jimboissupercoolandspicy September 2, 2008
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Tulitomaatti

Finnish IRC user, anime otaku and mmega hot guy.
<@Tulitomaatti> :D
<@Tulitomaatti> (^_^)_b
<@Tulitomaatti> "kekekekekekekekekekke!!!1111 lolZ @_@"
Tulitomaatti by Pottis April 10, 2005
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A Romanian who thinks he is Italian
That tulio can't even pronounce bruschetta properly.
tulio by abrakebabra January 6, 2004
Tuliao, mostly a last name. A Portuguese/ Filipino name. Tuliao is a boy/girl who is wealthy,hard working, and irreplaceable.
Boy: Hey Tuliao! I got a 90 on the test

Tuliao: Ha! I got a 100
tuliao by Kyliekk May 25, 2018
1) One who looks like a mexican and is made fun of it his whole life.

2) a very dirty dark skinned italian who resembles a mexican and smells.

3)some dirty mexican that acts like he is black

4)losers that get cought by ganitors wackin it in the school bathroom.
1) yo i wanna go lynch tulieo.

2)lets go kick tulieo in the balls.

3) lets go hang tulieo and hang him on a tree like they used to to in south carolina (south carolina windchime)

4)hahaha tulieo is a flamefacer.
Tulieo by jestifer lucido April 4, 2004
Túlio seems really shy and mysterious at first. You may think he's too serious, but it's just his introvert side showing off. Once you get to know him, you'll see how much of an intelligent and caring guy he is. He's an awesome friend, he gives great advices. He's also an amazing lover, he will take really care of you and make sure you're loved the way you deserve to. If you meet a Túlio, hold on tight to him, because he's the most loyal guy you'll ever know.
Túlio is an introvert.
I met Túlio, he's nice.
I want to hang out with Túlio.
Túlio by puppywolf May 7, 2020
tulid is a milf
tulid by urmommysamilfy November 29, 2021