A really cool guy that wears glasses. He's got brown eyes that are so amazing you could just swim in them for eternity. Those eyes bore into your soul, but they have this soft look to them. They just make you melt. The brown hair on his head is like a huge, epic mop. It's really cool looking, trust me. If you're dating a Tucker, then you know that he's the best boyfriend ever to walk the earth. You also know (or will know) that he is an amazing kisser, and he knows just what to say that will make any girl swoon. His voice cracks sometimes, but it's really adorable. He loves poking people, he's really tall, and his skin stays tan through the year because he mows lawns alot. He's probably the most random guy you will ever meet. He LOVES Harry Potter, especially Ravenclaw. If you know this guy, don't ever let go of him, because he's probably be the best guy you will ever meet.
Luna: So, I hear you're dating Tucker now. Man, aren't you lucky.
Hermione: Yeah! He's the best kisser ever! Gosh, why did I ever even think about getting together with Ron? Tucker is just so brilliant..
Hermione: Yeah! He's the best kisser ever! Gosh, why did I ever even think about getting together with Ron? Tucker is just so brilliant..
by Just Another Mask February 20, 2012
A nickname for an individual who tucks his penis between his legs resulting in the appearance of a man-gina. The act of "Tucking" or being a "Tucker" can be caused by but is not limited to:
1) Nagging girlfriends/wives
2) Not participating in weekend activities (Mainly Drinking)
3) Choosing to drink wine over hard liquor and/or beer
4) Bringing a woman to guys night out
1) Nagging girlfriends/wives
2) Not participating in weekend activities (Mainly Drinking)
3) Choosing to drink wine over hard liquor and/or beer
4) Bringing a woman to guys night out
Matt was being such a Tucker last night, he stayed in with his girlfriend drinking wine to watch the movie "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past."
by Matt Kalnas September 18, 2009
Verb. To be subjected to the verbal equivalent of rape live on a high profile national cable television show by an attractive female anchor.
"Did you catch that interview? It was brutal, Campbell Brown tuckered Tucker Bounds again."
Examples:
CNN's Campbell Brown and Tucker Bounds discussing Sarah Palin's credentials to be Commander and Chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohkdj1Gw9Ac
Fox New's Meagan Kelly and Tucker Bounds discussing Obama's tax plans
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/sign_of_the_times.php
Examples:
CNN's Campbell Brown and Tucker Bounds discussing Sarah Palin's credentials to be Commander and Chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohkdj1Gw9Ac
Fox New's Meagan Kelly and Tucker Bounds discussing Obama's tax plans
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/sign_of_the_times.php
by I Heart Tucker Bounds September 16, 2008
An extremely perverted Red vs Blue character in 'Teal' (it's actually aqua) whose catch phrase is "Bow Chicka Bow-Wow."
And for some reason never gets to use the sniper rifle.
And for some reason never gets to use the sniper rifle.
Tucker: Man I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!
Church: Oh yeah boo hoo, all you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
Church: Can I use the sword?
Tucker: Oh hell yes!
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Tex: Maybe if I can set up a hard line from the ship to the-
Tucker: (running out of base) Wait! Hold on! don't say anything!
(breaths heavily for a few seconds after reaching them)
I've got a hard line tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow!
Church: How did you even hear that?
Tucker: Phft. I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed.
Church: Oh yeah boo hoo, all you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
Church: Can I use the sword?
Tucker: Oh hell yes!
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Tex: Maybe if I can set up a hard line from the ship to the-
Tucker: (running out of base) Wait! Hold on! don't say anything!
(breaths heavily for a few seconds after reaching them)
I've got a hard line tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow!
Church: How did you even hear that?
Tucker: Phft. I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed.
by TheRealCaboose July 11, 2009
Dress shoes, leather shoes etc. Named because they're tight and 'tuck' your feet in. Also because Tucker Carlson only ever wears suits, meaning he only ever wears 'Tuckers'.
Damn Peter K where you get them cowboy lookin' tuckers?
Saw Tucker Carlson sporting a pair so I had to cop them
Saw Tucker Carlson sporting a pair so I had to cop them
by F-Cos-32 April 19, 2021