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tsmd

"Theoretically suck my dick"

For times when you want to tell someone to "smd", but that would be seriously fucking disgusting.
Jack: That guy is a fucking asshole man, he can smd.
Bob: Seriously dude? You would let him?
Jack: Fuck no. He can tsmd.
by avikh9 September 25, 2013

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