a portmanteau formed from Trump+shitty+asshole+chump+lump+schlump; def: the epitome of all your pervy, senile, obese, low-IQ, Republican, uncles who, given half an opportunity, will grab-a-snatch your pussy ... even when your parents are present
Tschunk or Chunk (IPA: /'tʃʊŋk/) is an alcoholic cocktail similar to caipirinha. If you will, it's the hacker's derivate of caipirinha: It contains "Club-Mate" (/ˈklʊp ˈmaːte/), a caffeinated carbonated mate based beverage from Germany. Mate keeps you awake, while the alcohol takes care of the rest, and the crushed ice keeps you -- well -- chilled!
Note about pronounciation: If you don't know how to pronounce IPA /'tʃʊŋk/, here's some practical help: basically it's pronounced like the English word "chunk", execpt that the "u" is pronounced like the "oo" part of "hook". This is because the cocktail originates from German where stuff is pronounced differently. Anyway, you can pronounce it however you want. The drink speaks for itself.
Due to the natural color of Mate, Tschunk can be made using either brown or white rum. Example: Cut limes into eights, and put them in a high glas. Add brown sugar to taste, then mash with a Caipirinha-style mashing stick. Fill with crushed ice, add 4cl of Cachaça (or some other alcohol) and then add Mate until full. Enjoy!
When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".
"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“
A phenomenon that rattles one's belief system (usually through his/her sleep) where their subconscious self contradicts their known facts surrounding a disturbing incident / event causing them to wake up fairly discombobulated the next day with delusions of happiness, only to succumb to a state much depressing a while after.
Guy 1: "So how is your Project 'Ignore Paulanzki' going?
Guy 2: "Donkey balls, bro. My brain pulled a tschalein last night - woke up almost convinced that She loves me back; that I needn't ignore her. Cried for a whole ten minutes."
Guy 1: "Did he just try to Parkour that ledge??"
Guy 2: "Yeah... I think he tschaleined himself there..."