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as he rounded the corner he spotted a truffle pig in her lilly pants
by Bob July 14, 2003
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A Fat Person Who's Fatness Is Quite Obviously Due To The Fact There Rarely Spotted Without A Burger Can Of Coke Or Mars Bar In Hand.
Bonnie You Fucking Truffle Pig, Stop Stuffing Cake In Your Mouth An GO COOK MY FUCKING DINNER!
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A greedy media executive who orders the printing of elaborate bullsh*t meant to confuse rather than inform the public. Truffle are "Mushrooms" (as with psychedelic properties which cause hallucinations and confusion) and Pigs, animals known for their sloppy, greedy dispositions.
The country is being over-run by Truffle Pigs. That b*tch is an annoying Truffle Pig.
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