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ToolBitch 

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.
"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."
ToolBitch by Glockmeister November 19, 2004
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TROLL BITCH 

one who is ungodly ugly, morbidly obese, and somewhat resembles a troll, has terrible breath, and very small vocabulary, along with a selfish evil personality who drives anyone who is close to them away because of there greediness and drama. pretty much a down right messy person who is a stupid annoying bitch.
"Chynna is such a troll bitch, ive never met such an ungrateful evil selfish bitch."
TROLL BITCH by Edaray February 17, 2010

Troll Bitch 

A person who you love unconditionally who is incredibly toxic to you yet you are blinded by love and cannot notice; a title given to an ex who was terrible to you.
Person 1: "Jordan, she's nothing but a Troll Bitch!"

Person 2: "You're wrong, she's the love of my life!"
Troll Bitch by Sanguisuga January 30, 2015
Billy is such a trombitch he can’t even pull
Trombitch by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021

Mr Trollbachev 

name for anyone pretending to be a troll or especially exhibiting Russian Internet Troll-like behavior
Mr Trollbachev, tear down this bridge!

Trollichaun 

A murderous half troll half leprechaun that will take everything from you including your life, claiming it as his own. More evil and cunning than the foul hobbichaun.
The trollichaun was only given 52 months for murdering Matt.
Trollichaun by Don'tcarebear April 24, 2019

troll bitch 

one who is beastly, ugly, or one who is a super bitch,has green highlights, or by any chance is named ondrea
man that ondrea is a TOTAL TROLL BITCH i mean shes so ugly and mean its sickening!