The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.
1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.
2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.
3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)
Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."
Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."
An older gay male, usually over 35 or so, who hits on younger guys who aren't interested in him. When they tell him they aren't interested, the troll will often flip out and get angry. Trolls are not just something seen in chat rooms but can be found just about anywhere people hang out/gather. Many trolls are secretly into underage guys but don't talk about it unless they are talking to another troll who is into the same thing, or if they are talking one-on-one with an underage guy.
Some guys are perpetually undeservedly hit on by nothing but trolls. Just because I like classic rock doesn't mean I want to date somebody my dad's age. Get over it.
A troll, is a slang term for someone who causes great disruption for the purpose of personal pleasure.
The term troll has often been used in association with the word Joshua. For example; Wow you are such a shit-disturber I thought you were Joshua.
A term used to describe people, typically in a lower age range, who attempt to make a nuisance of themselves by acting like an ass and proceeding to used cliched memes such as, but not limited to "Umad, bro?".
The term has aged poorly, comparable to the way MLG has. Trolling (because no one could have known this!) used to refer to intelligent toying with others to incite rage. However, creativity has waned and now the word is known by basically anyone with an internet connection. Monkey see, monkey do.
This has been a public service announcement.
RandomTF2jackoff: Can somebody go medic?
XXPWNFAICTROLLOLOLOXX: lol newfag
Someone who deliberately causes an argument online.
Man that troll spammed up my whole profile!
One who engages in acts during multiplayer online games that bother other gamers. Such acts may include but are not limited to: trapping a strategically placed teammate in an FPS until the enemy kills them, modding a game to gain an unfair advantage, and/or making disruptive sounds intended to inhibit concentration on gameplay. Some may do it for the lulz
, but most are of the "misery loves company" type.
Player 1: That was a great match we just had.
Player 2: True, but you did see those two boosters and the noob with the pro kill/death ratio, right?
Player 1: Yeah. I've already reported all three trolls to the game developer (and the console's moderators).
Troll: If you make a box with mirrors, shine a flashlight into it and quickly close the box, you can retain light for later use.
Trollee: With all due respect, that is impossible, by the time you close the box, the light would escape. If you could close the box faster than 186,000MPH, the glass would definitely shatter due air friction itself.
Troll: You know nothing about fisiks. Have you ever tryed it?
Trollee: Look here you moron, learn how to spell first then come to my lab and I'll show you exactly why your hypothesis is invalid.