Trocke
Known as the Brain of the room.
With a Trocke you know you’re always well protected from physical violence when only one is around, but you’ll feel like the world is coming to an end if you should ever challenge one mentally!
Watch out for their mental bite! Getting on a Trocke’s bad side or starting an argument, could leave you left sniffling and feeling like you just killed a baby or found yourself lost in the woods with only a tree leaf to cover your whoa-whoa!
NOTE: Never, ever “back peddle” in a conversation with one! That will only make you want to run for the nearest church to confess all your sins of your life!
With a Trocke you know you’re always well protected from physical violence when only one is around, but you’ll feel like the world is coming to an end if you should ever challenge one mentally!
Watch out for their mental bite! Getting on a Trocke’s bad side or starting an argument, could leave you left sniffling and feeling like you just killed a baby or found yourself lost in the woods with only a tree leaf to cover your whoa-whoa!
NOTE: Never, ever “back peddle” in a conversation with one! That will only make you want to run for the nearest church to confess all your sins of your life!
Trocke by A. Handler August 5, 2020
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