Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.
A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."
"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
by Triscuit_Lover October 8, 2010
by Trisc December 30, 2017
by The White Hat April 12, 2003
A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
by bsmdm March 25, 2009
From the 1988 Movie
Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"
Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"
by Carl GW Smith April 25, 2007
An abbreviation for the fashionable yet delicious square shaped snack we all love aka the trendy biscuit
Jordan was hungry earlier but luckily I had some triscuits in my backpack to offer her. By offering them I looked fashionable and she no longer thought I was chunky for carrying food around with me.
by MATTYJAYYY June 2, 2011