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a trift describes a certain situation in which two or more parties engage in an unfavorable activity which leads to an argument or mass conflict. The word itself is a composite of the words tiff and rift, ergo 'trift'. As the origin suggests it envelopes the action of a tiff and result of a rift.
"Turns out the geebs had a mega trift the other day, apparently one took offense to having to disclose his nickname."
trift by Adamska Shanesov March 24, 2009
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trift by atjashy February 8, 2019

Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift 

Lord, throw so brains from the heavens. (Or stones as long as he hits his mark)
1: Hitler was okay
2:Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift

William and Mary Triathlon 

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.
Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

Thriftshopping 

1. Macklemore would describe it as a way to pop tags with only twenty dollars in your pocket.

2. shopping for cheap clothes at a thrift shop.
We went thriftshopping for clothes at a Goodwill.
Thriftshopping by Turbo321 November 18, 2012

Thrifter 

Someone that religiously shops at Thrift Stores looking for bargains and often scores amazing deals. Often dedicated to recycling and reuse of products to keep our planet "greener".
"I'm a real fan of Thrift Stores. They call me a Thrifter, but in a good way! It's amazing the deals you can find. I found a beautiful designer handbag at one last week for $8.00!! Thrifting is my life - and reusing instead of throwing everything away is better for our environment"
Thrifter by me.thrifty September 5, 2011