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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months! 

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"
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trifle fingers

When you finger a girl who simultaneously has a yeast infection as well as being on her period
Friend 1: Hey Johnson you'll never guess what I got upto last night..
Friend 2: What Farhan?
Friend 1: I earned my trifle fingers badge!
Friend 2: Awesome bro, I got mine last week with your mother!
trifle fingers by A9S September 17, 2016

Kicked over trifle 

Hey Dave, did you get in that girls pants the other night?
Yeah, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but her snatch looked like a kicked over trifle!
Kicked over trifle by Butler069 September 23, 2016

Triflecopter

An imaginary helicopter full of trifling that can be envisioned to carry people who are trifling, or that may actually bring in a large shipment of trifling to a person.

The term is most often used to express a large amount of trifling on the part of one individual, but can also refer to the arrival of said individual.

Much like the roflcopter carries rofl, the triflecopter carries trifling.
Example 1: "So even after you fixed her car, bought her a new purse, and helped her move her furniture, she wouldn't even fix you a sandwich?"

"No, that bitch was flying the triflecopter today."


Example 2: As a known trifler walks in - "Uh oh, I hear the triflecopter coming in for a landing."

Example 3: As suspected trifling is about to begin - "Sounds like the triflecopter is starting its engines."
Triflecopter by Moose43 March 11, 2009

Ghetto Trifle

A Ghetto Trifle is a Jaffa Cake that has been injected with small amount of absinthe by pipette into the sponge section.
The Ghetto trifle is best eaten in one go. (Full moon for those who remember the advert)
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.
Ghetto Trifle by Rummage kerfuffle December 21, 2019

Coin Trifle 

A stack of different sized and coloured coins. Different denominations and even different currencies.

They can be stacked in any order but preferably largest at the bottom, getting progressively smaller towards the top.
Person1: I have all this foreign change here. It's worthless!
Person2: No it's not. Build a coin trifle.

Person1: My coin trifle has 25 different coins from four different currencies.
Person2: Yah, man. It's pretty. What's it worth?
Person1: About $1.32.
Coin Trifle by Sam Cornwell June 22, 2009