treetard 

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

treetard by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

treetard 

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

treetard by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

treetard 

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

treetard by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard 

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

treetard by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008

treetard 

An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.

Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.

treetard by el hobo October 29, 2008

Treetard 

A person deeply rooted in stupidity. Use: When you want a word to offend people without them fully knowing

Enemy Guy/Girl: Hey Stupid!

You: Hey Treetard!

Treetard by maddycatson September 1, 2012

Treetard 

A retarded tree

"Wow look at that treetard that fell over"

Treetard by spegitti April 8, 2023