Taylor Tree

A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.

“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”

“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”

by Thy Dark One August 28, 2023

tree bling

All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."

Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.

Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.

by MR WOLF June 14, 2010

tree points

points you get from smoking weed

My cousin died from overdosing but at least he got 5875 tree points.

by treepoints4lyfe August 23, 2017

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 4, 2020

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 25, 2019

tree swinging

a term used to refer to african americans because they are monkeys and swing from trees

jahmal is such a tree swining monkey

"tree swinging"

by monkey poopere November 19, 2022

au-tree

A wee dinosaur

Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur

Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end

by T_R_EEE May 8, 2022