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tree killer 

someone who always uses an excessive amount of paper. If they're writing an essay in pen and make a mistake, they ball up the paper and take out a new sheet instead of just crossing it out. If they're drawing something and they mess up, they take out a new sheet instead of just using the eraser. You get the idea. The opposite of a tree killer would be a tree hugger, one who is very frugal in their paper usage.
Just imagine this: if your teacher gives 10 papers a week to each student and there's 20 students in your class, that's 10 papers x 20 students x 7 class periods x 36 weeks of school. That's 50,400 papers used by that 1 teacher every school year. What a tree killer!
tree killer by JT the man March 31, 2008
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Who killed my banana tree

A term used when someone does something you don’t like. Could also be used like “you killed my banana tree” when confronting someone who hurt your feelings. This term was first used in “Things Fall Apart” by Chinua Achebe. The main character okonkwo yells this at his family when he finds out his banana tree is dead
Margret you really killed my banana tree

Who killed my banana tree?

This test is killing my banana tree
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