The obnoxious method of pretending to win an argument by claiming to have more trauma than the person being argued against so the claimant can continue to do whatever they feel like.
Person A: You really shouldn't chew your food with your mouth open. It's disgusting.
Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.
Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?
Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.
Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.
Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?
Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022