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Transylvania 

Transylvania forms the western and central parts of Romania. Comes from latin "trans" meaning across and "silva" meaning forest. So it literally translates to "the land across the forest".
Transylvania usually is accosiated with vampires, which is up to you to decide is true or not.

transylvania twist 

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Dracula: Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Bobby "Boris" Pickett: its now the mash its now the moster mash
transylvania twist by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006

transylvania necktie 

When at the bottom position of a tranny or hermaphrodite 69 and the he/she's junk lays atop your neck and chest area.
Damn...that shin just gave me a Transylvania Necktie!?!?

Transylvanian facial 

usually consisting of 2 women, one being on her menstrual cycle, the act is considered a golden shower, but with blood instead.
Trudi"oh i just watched twilight and im so hot!"
Stephen"oooh baby lets do the Transylvanian facial!"

Transylvania Candy Cane 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.
I can’t believe she was cool with doing a Transylvania Candy Cane!

transylvanian teabag 

To have a friend suspend a male cadaver over your face, with their testicles resting on your eye sockets, while a friend squeezes/punches the body's abdomen, releasing anal mung into your awaiting mouth.
wow! billy and peter transylvanian teabagged my uncle in the park last tuesday.
transylvanian teabag by grape July 31, 2004