Skip to main content

Transpondster 

The incorrect term used by the character Rachel Greene(Jennifer Aniston) on the television show "Friends" for the job of the character Chandler Bing, a.k.a "Ms. Chnandler Bong" (Matthew Perry). The job has something to do with the WENUS. Which makes Chandler very unhappy.
Ross: What is Chandler Bing's Job?
Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! He's a...a...he's a transpondster!
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!
Transpondster by Alex Stringer November 9, 2005
Transpondster mug front
Get the Transpondster mug.
See more merch

transpooned 

When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive female.
Bryan transpooned me last night. I tried to kick him in the face but he headbutted me first.
transpooned by Jiegel October 26, 2006

Coming out of the Transporter 

The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.
GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!

transcode 

What is a Transcode?

Put simply, a transcode is any audio file that wasn't encoded from an original lossless source, such as a retail CD (not created from lossy files) or a properly made lossless rip. At What, we only allow one lossy step in the lineage of any upload.

Why is transcoding bad?

Whenever you encode a file to a lossy format (such as mp3, m4a(AAC), ogg, or mpc) information is permanently lost. It doesn't matter what you do, it's impossible to get this information back without making a new rip from the original lossless source. If you reencode it to a different format or bitrate, all you're doing is reducing the quality. This applies to any lossy to lossy conversion, so even if you convert from 320kbps to 192kbps, the final file will still sound worse than if you had just ripped to 192kbps in the first place.

It's also important to remember to verify that lossless rips actually came from an original source. People that download lossless expect it to be identical to the original. There's no point in people downloading a bigger file just to get another lossy rip.

So how do I verify that my upload isn't a transcode?

The simplest way is to rip and encode it from the original source yourself. That way, you know that there has been only one lossy step (or that the rip is truly lossless, if you decided to do a lossless rip).

You should also check it by using a wave editor (such as Adobe Audition) to look at the spectral frequency display.
Hey here's the new Childish Gambino album! Awww it's a shitty transcode. The spectrals show it was chopped at 10 kHz. Why are the guys that leak this stuff retarded?
transcode by uberalienultraorthodox November 13, 2011

transported

Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.
Jimmy had 20 shots of tequila and his ass got transported last night
transported by Kuceinator February 1, 2021

Transpolitical 

Something that transcends politics; in other words, something that goes beyond petty political differences, be them religious, racial, political, etc.
1. Fighting the aliens was transpolitical because it got all the nations united together to fight for Earth's survival.

2. Hitchhiking is a transpolitical act because all the people that gave us a ride were amazing human beings, despite their diverse backgrounds.

3. Community gardening is transpolitical because it got all the neighbors together despite their initial hesitance to work together.
Transpolitical by el idealista March 10, 2017

transposer 

A guy with tendencies toward wearing feminine clothes and/or makeup, but stopping short of a full-fledged transvestite or transexual. E.g. sporting guyliner, lipstick, excessive jewelry, female hairdos, and wearing overly tight shirts and women's black jeans. Usually this is just done for attention, rather than to signify sexual preference. Most common among rock singers.
Pete Wentz, Brandon Flowers, and the "Leave Britney Alone" guy are transposers.
transposer by Ben Frey November 5, 2007