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trans-alaskan pipeline 

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!

Trans Alaskan Pipeline 

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.
That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.
Trans Alaskan Pipeline by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009

trans-alaskan pipeline 

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.
Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.
trans-alaskan pipeline by Se7en November 15, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026