trackhot 

noun: one who gets after it, specifically at the track. it helps if you are a smoke show hot chick, even if only from a distance; but you can be anyone. pick a track…nascar, irl, f1, horse, dog, buggy, olympic, amateur, prostitute (look it up), hotwheel, bigwheel, train, subway, off-road, dirt, bike, ice…what ever floats your boat (water). as long as you indulge at a track, you are trackhot.

keep in mind, once you’ve achieved trackhot-ness you are capable of bringing it anywhere.

verb: the action of getting after it at the track. laughing, shouting, drinking, smoking, dressing, undressing, sunbathing, staring, sharing, caring, banging, high-fiving, low-fiving, grooming, gaming, winning, eating, spooning, gambling…how do you like to indulge? as long as you indulge at the track, you are performing trackhot. addictions are expected and often encouraged, as they can exacerbate trackhot.

adj: the description of someone indulging at the track.

you know when you see it and you know you want it. embrace it. be trackhot, don’t just see trackhot.

damn...who's that girl at the track with the american flag tattooed down her entire side? she's trackhot

let's trackhot the shit out this

trackhot by mrsnorbi November 21, 2011

trackhoe 

some one who runs around having indiscriminate sex

Boy that Pattie is a real trackhoe

trackhoe by James Wazenya November 25, 2017

trackhole 

someone that takes up the nordic track and is a total asshole during the race.

That Hayden is such a trackhole.

trackhole by samthewiseman January 12, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012