toytle

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Verb. 1. To strike the back of a friend's neck with the objective of forcing him to hunch up his shoulders like a turtle 2. a slap to the back of the neck in which the striker shouts "toytle" exempting him from retaliation

John toytled Mark so hard Mark's Shoulders were hunched up for weeks.

toytle by Ari A. Friedman December 14, 2008

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Toytle

The most majestic thing alive, often falsely pronounced as turtle. ITS TOYTLE GOD DAMMIT NOT TURTLE.

LOOK A TOYTLE

Thats a turtle.

(slap) ITS A TOYTLE GOD DAMMIT

Toytle by toytle lover October 27, 2017

Related Words

toytle • tootles • tortle • Tottle • Toylet • tontles • Toyless • Tootle Puffer • Toylet Sniff • toylex

Tootle Puffer

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."

When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.

Tootle Puffer by TakeTheRedPill May 16, 2015

tootles

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

tootles by Margareet April 23, 2006

ada toytemur

ADA TOYTEMUR IS A RAPPER WITH HIS HIT SONG ADA HERE ARE THE HOOK'S LYRICS ADA ADA ADA ADA ADA ADA ARDA, MY NAME IS ARDA AND THEY CALL ME FARTA I KNOW HOW TO RAP AND I KNOW HOW TO FLAP ADA ADA ADA ADA ADA ADA ARDA

ada toytemur is a good trap rap music artist

ada toytemur by MR. METREE DA DING January 9, 2019

Toyte

Pronounced 'toit', toyte is a way of saying that you feel happy, healthy, well. Usually proceeded by 'How are you?'.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: I'm very toyte, you?
Person 1: Not so toyte :(

Toyte by partyatmyplace July 23, 2011

Tottle

An industry word for a type of bottle (often used for ketchup, shampoo, etc) that can sit on the cap end. While a "bottle" sits on its "bottom" and has a cap at the top, a "tottle" sits on its "top," which is also the cap.

Example1:

Q- So if a Tottle sits on its top, why don't they call it a "topple"?

A- Then people might think it would fall over... but it won't!

Example2: I never have to shake up my ketchup now that I bought it in a tottle!

Tottle by wired1000 February 12, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026